The The Star League of Titananium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Central Executive with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.904 billion Titans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kauldara. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Titan economy, worth an astonishing 15,197 trillion Shieldmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 693,817 Shieldmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Central Executive wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Titananium's national animal is the The Iron Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Xandrian Spiritualism.

Titananium is ranked 658^th in the world and 4^th in The Universal Order of Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 571.67 kickbacks per hour.