The Republic of Tiplersville is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 383 million Mississippians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The powerhouse Southern economy, worth 29.8 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 77,703 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tiplersville's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tiplersville is ranked 211,467^th in the world and 37^th in Dixie for Safest, scoring 32.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.