The Safest in Dixie
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Tredegar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Deo Vindice” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Tiplersville | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Together Building Our Future” |
