The Himalan Democratic Republic of Tibetal is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tenzin Xinan Gyatzo Bhunitam with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 7.378 billion Tibetalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lhassam. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tibetalian economy, worth 972 trillion Yuagultrums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,832 Yuagultrums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Tibetalian democracy, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and foreign nationals are widely distrusted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tibetal's national animal is the Himalan Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tibetlian Buddism and Communism.

Tibetal is ranked 282,175^th in the world and 21^st in ASEAN REGION for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.