| Population | 24.762 billion |
| Capital | Lucas |
| Leader | bowloftoast |
| Faith | A Healthy Lack Thereof |
| Currency | Clang |
| Animal | Cuttlefish |
The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by bowloftoast with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.762 billion THX1138sters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucas. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient THX1138ian economy, worth a remarkable 8,620 trillion Clangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 348,154 Clangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime is totally unknown. THX1138's national animal is the Cuttlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is A Healthy Lack Thereof.
THX1138 is ranked 292,881st in the world and 20th in Schopenhauer for Most Primitive, scoring -1099.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
THX1138, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
- : THX1138 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
- : Following new legislation in THX1138, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.
