The Kingdom of Theologos is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Thanos with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.571 billion Theologosians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shostakovich ville. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Theologosian economy, worth 231 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 64,944 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, foreign musicians that Thanos dislikes are turned away at the border, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theologos's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Theologos is ranked 59,265^th in the world and 28^th in The Frontier for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.94 law-abiding acts per hour.