The Republic of TheLandOf Card Card Card is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.402 billion TheLandOf Card Card Cardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong TheLandOf Card Card Cardian economy, worth 88.1 trillion Go Fish I guesses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,822 Go Fish I guesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and edutainment video games are taking TheLandOf Card Card Card's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheLandOf Card Card Card's national animal is the Joker, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

TheLandOf Card Card Card is ranked 112,443^rd in the world and 14^th in Trading Cards for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,889.06 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.