Population | 2.119 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | cow |
The Emirate of TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.119 billion TheLandOf BoringBoringBoringians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.
The TheLandOf BoringBoringBoringian economy, worth 108 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,201 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,736 per year while the poor average 11,632, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.
People's charity begins and ends at home, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, international tensions are high as TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'. Crime is a problem. TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring is ranked 65,373rd in the world and 77th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 22.41 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring, international tensions are high as TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring, the government is reining in public spending.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring, the military's newest toy broadcasts TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records.
- : Following new legislation in TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".