The Emirate of TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning cow population. The quiet, industrious population of 1.073 billion TheLandOf BoringBoringBoringians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient TheLandOf BoringBoringBoringian economy, worth 40.8 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,005 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring's national animal is the cow.

TheLandOf BoringBoringBoring is ranked 144,132^nd in the world and 144^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Primitive, scoring -50.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.