The Confederacy of Thebomee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sheogorath thebomee with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.583 billion Thebomeeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Why Not. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Thebomeean economy, worth a remarkable 4,492 trillion Units a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 330,754 Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Even secular Thebomeeans are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis, Thebomee recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Thebomee Blood Tithe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thebomee's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Violet.

Thebomee is ranked 285,630^th in the world and 94^th in Yggdrasil for Safest, scoring 5.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.