The Dominion of The Wicked Wolf is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 17.417 billion Wicked Wolfians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Wicked Wolfian economy, worth 979 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 56,218 Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,550 per year while the poor average 5,873, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Wicked Wolf's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Wicked Wolf is ranked 86,948^th in the world and 1^st in Qvis Vt Devs for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.23 kickbacks per hour.