The Products of The Vitamin Shoppe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Vitamin Shoppe with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.76 billion Vitamin Shoppeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vitamin Shoppe Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.7%.

The all-consuming Vitamin Shoppean economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 107,981 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 339,151 per year while the poor average 26,323, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', the treehouse in Wolf Park is the tallest building in The Vitamin Shoppe, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vitamin Shoppe's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Vitamin Shoppe.

The Vitamin Shoppe is ranked 219,941^st in the world and 1^st in The Vitamin Shoppe for Most Primitive, scoring -96.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.