The Federal Republic of The Venezuela is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Manuel Rosales with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.846 billion Venezuelans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caracas. The average income tax rate is 11.9%.

The Venezuelan economy, worth 247 trillion Bolivar and Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,398 Bolivar and Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

President Manuel Rosales's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists', and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air The Venezuela flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Venezuela's national animal is the Turpial, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism and Laicism.

The Venezuela is ranked 95,136^th in the world and 2^nd in Latam for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.