The Commonwealth of The Urgona Isles is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Turtle population. The hard-working population of 11.398 billion Urgona Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The Urgona Islesian economy, worth 540 trillion Florins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,434 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Urgona Isles's national animal is the Turtle.

The Urgona Isles is ranked 156,851^st in the world and 17,062^nd in Chicken overlords for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.