The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 46.052 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,398 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 204,078 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 285,854^th in the world and 22^nd in Groland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -22.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.