The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.277 billion Kindjalis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 8,561 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 181,088 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 317,207^th in the world and 20^th in Groland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -126.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.