The Democratic Republic of The United Republic of Ducks is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Allan Gonzalez with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.281 billion United Republic of Ducksians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong United Republic of Ducksian economy, worth 519 trillion Duck Dollors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,725 Duck Dollors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Allan Gonzalez wears an armoured gauntlet, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Republic of Ducks's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The United Republic of Ducks is ranked 36,216^th in the world and 2,320^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.38 law-abiding acts per hour.