The Federal Republic of The United Federations is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Robert Venor with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.783 billion Federationers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Federationsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,025 trillion Federal Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,272 Federal Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, recognizing the United Federationsian flag qualifies you for citizenship, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and The United Federations is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown. The United Federations's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The United Federations is ranked 289,434^th in the world and 8^th in Coalition of Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -608.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.