The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Montbean with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.954 billion Joeyists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,266 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,220 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Joeyist weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 2,258^th in the world and 113^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 777.24 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.