The Federation of The UEE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chris Roberts with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.897 billion United Empire of Earth citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earth. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UEEian economy, worth a remarkable 2,565 trillion united earth credits a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,357 united earth credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, when it comes to WMDs The UEE has declared that the only winning move is not to play, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The UEE's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Erin Worship.

The UEE is ranked 50,618^th in the world and 1^st in Monbalaur for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.1 law-abiding acts per hour.