| Population | 4.123 billion |
| Capital | golden port |
| Leader | Emperor Admiral Ferdinand Von Tirpitz II |
| Faith | Orthodox Church |
| Currency | Marine coin |
| Animal | Loch Ness Monster |
The The Gigantic Maritime Empire of The Southern Union of Brazil is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Admiral Ferdinand Von Tirpitz II with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.123 billion southerners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of golden port. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient southerner economy, worth 622 trillion Marine coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 151,035 Marine coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Southern Union of Brazil's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Church.
The Southern Union of Brazil is ranked 269,361st in the world and 8th in The New Atlantis for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.78 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
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The Southern Union of Brazil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : The Southern Union of Brazil's influence in The New Atlantis rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : The Southern Union of Brazil's influence in The New Atlantis fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : The Southern Union of Brazil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Developed, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : The Southern Union of Brazil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Southern Union of Brazil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : The Southern Union of Brazil's influence in The New Atlantis rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Following new legislation in The Southern Union of Brazil, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in The Southern Union of Brazil, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
- : Following new legislation in The Southern Union of Brazil, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
