The RRRC Federal Republic of The South Nevalia is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Secretary Sirvia Llinaria with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.696 billion Nevaciuscanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The strong Nevalian economy, worth 404 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,564 Tenalzurias, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The South Nevalia's national animal is the White Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Loush Christianity.

The South Nevalia is ranked 63,631^st in the world and 8^th in Loush Land for Most Primitive, scoring 43.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.