The Major League Baseball Team of The San Francisco Giants is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bruce Bochy with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.339 billion San Francisco Giantsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AT and T Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient San Francisco Giantsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,937 trillion tickets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 203,595 tickets, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 880,638 per year while the poor average 29,937, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, and large sections of The San Francisco Giants have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there. Crime is totally unknown. The San Francisco Giants's national animal is the seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Baseball.

The San Francisco Giants is ranked 280,540^th in the world and 2^nd in MLB for Most Primitive, scoring -345.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.