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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,973rdLargest Black Market: 3,690thHighest Economic Output: 4,509th
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The San Francisco 49ers

Population19.299 billion

CapitalLevi Stadium
LeaderJim Harbaugh
FaithFootball

Currencyticket
Animalseal

The NFL Franchise of The San Francisco 49ers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jim Harbaugh with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.299 billion San Francisco 49ersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levi Stadium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient San Francisco 49ersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,182 trillion tickets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 216,725 tickets, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and the treehouse in Seal Park is the tallest building in The San Francisco 49ers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The San Francisco 49ers's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Football.

The San Francisco 49ers is ranked 26,088th in the world and 1st in The NFL for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,527.79 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Black Market: 3,690thHighest Economic Output: 4,509thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,753rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,107thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,882ndMost Developed: 7,402ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,858thHighest Average Incomes: 8,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,493rdSmartest Citizens: 9,190thRudest Citizens: 9,773rdLargest Governments: 10,517thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,665thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,783rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,997thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,047thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,715thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,179thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,330thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,435thHealthiest Citizens: 12,553rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,025thMost Efficient Economies: 13,274thMost Armed: 13,733rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 14,768thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,100thMost Secular: 16,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,044thLargest Populations: 17,583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,015thHighest Food Quality: 18,233rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,719thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,664thMost Stationary: 20,431stMost Cultured: 24,755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,951stLargest Publishing Industry: 26,088th

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