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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,173rdMost Devout: 11,946thSafest: 13,627th
The Most Sacred Spaces of
Moralistic Democracy
Salt Lake Temple
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Salt Lake Temple

Population4.739 billion

CapitalThe Salt Lake Temple

Currencydollar
Animaldove

The Most Sacred Spaces of The Salt Lake Temple is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-working, devout population of 4.739 billion Salt Lake Templeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Salt Lake Temple. The average income tax rate is 56.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Salt Lake Templean economy, worth 557 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,710 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Salt Lake Temple's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Salt Lake Temple is ranked 93,147th in the world and 1st in Temple Square for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,573.27 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,173rdMost Devout: 11,946thSafest: 13,627thTop
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Most Pacifist: 15,161stLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,610thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,009thSmartest Citizens: 26,838thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,082ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,854th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Salt Lake Temple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : The Salt Lake Temple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : The Salt Lake Temple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : The Salt Lake Temple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : The Salt Lake Temple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salt Lake Temple, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salt Lake Temple, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salt Lake Temple, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in The Salt Lake Temple, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : The Salt Lake Temple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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