The Republic of The Republic Of United Tribes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thymlere with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.357 billion United Tribesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ojmahete. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Republic Of United Tribesian economy, worth 436 trillion seeds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,302 seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, United Tribesians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic Of United Tribes's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Republic Of United Tribes is ranked 278,216^th in the world and 687^th in United States of America for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.