The Kingdom of Obama of The Republic of Sri Lanka is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Obama with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.626 billion sri lankans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winnipeg. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient sri lankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,229 trillion Sri Lankan Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,579 Sri Lankan Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sri Lanka's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Obamaism.

The Republic of Sri Lanka is ranked 285,627^th in the world and 216^th in Sparkalia for Most Primitive, scoring -446.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.