The Community of The Province of Fystullir is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 1.055 billion Province of Fystullirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Province of Fystullirian economy, worth 6.57 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 6,226 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Province of Fystullir's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Province of Fystullir is ranked 68,243^rd in the world and 1^st in Honeymoon Farm for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.