The Football Fans of The New England Patriots is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bill Belichick with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.849 billion New England Patriotsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxborough. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The all-consuming New England Patriotsian economy, worth 327 trillion tickets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 85,169 tickets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 303,536 per year while the poor average 17,191, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, smoking is banned in public areas, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The New England Patriots's national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Football.

The New England Patriots is ranked 228,426^th in the world and 7^th in The NFL for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -4.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.