The Grand Khanate of The Militarized Stoners is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khan Garry II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 28.011 billion Stoners enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LOCATION REDACTED. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoner economy, worth a remarkable 6,863 trillion AK-47s a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 245,044 AK-47s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Militarized Stoners's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Militarized Stoners is ranked 293,027^th in the world and 3^rd in The Crown Federation of Recon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -32.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.