The Fiefdom of The Kings Own is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.791 billion Kings Ownians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The strong Kings Ownian economy, worth 663 trillion wines a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,130 wines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kings Own's national animal is the honey.

The Kings Own is ranked 111,864^th in the world and 1^st in The Kings Own for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,982.92 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.