The Constitutional Monarchy of The Kingdoms of Acorn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elias Acorn with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.662 billion Mobians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobotropolis. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kingdoms of Acornian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Rings a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,407 Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Kingdoms of Acornian casinos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdoms of Acorn's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Kingdoms of Acorn is ranked 30,656^th in the world and 4^th in Coalition of Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.32 law-abiding acts per hour.