The Rooms And Facilities of The Hotel St Marie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Hotel Manager with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.119 billion Hotel St Marieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hotel St Marie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hotel St Mariean economy, worth 927 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 151,518 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 540,139 per year while the poor average 30,571, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Hotel Manager is a silly poophead, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'dolphindogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Hotel St Marie's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paganism.

The Hotel St Marie is ranked 8,337^th in the world and 4^th in New Orleans for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,353.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.