The Dominion of The Holy Avalonian Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by HIM Emperor Charles IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.125 billion Avalonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Avalonian economy, worth 548 trillion Krons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,614 Krons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, neighboring nations are tired of The Holy Avalonian Empire's big fish stories, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Avalonian Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Insula Avallonis Church.

The Holy Avalonian Empire is ranked 66,157^th in the world and 66^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring 41.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.