The Unified Surveilled States of The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The revolving door that is this position with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 17.184 billion Grand Lockland Democratic Authoritarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Geofront. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Lockland Democratic Authorityian economy, worth a remarkable 3,556 trillion Florida Oranges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,939 Florida Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, Grand Lockland Democratic Authorityian diplomacy is by the book, and the media seems excessively interested in what The revolving door that is this position is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown. The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority's national animal is the Dinoflagellate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternal Oblivion.

The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority is ranked 20,342^nd in the world and 1,315^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.42 law-abiding acts per hour.