The Neighborhood of The Garden District is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by LaToya Cantrell with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.916 billion Garden Districtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bradish Johnson House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Garden Districtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,137 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 936,620 per year while the poor average 28,534, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Garden District's national animal is the pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganism.

The Garden District is ranked 3,066^th in the world and 2^nd in New Orleans for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,487.19 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.