The Reich Sovereign of The Garariruhr is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Saoirse Brennan with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.46 billion Garishmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genbarrett. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Garish economy, worth 517 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,727 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, Carinthian Catholicism has been named as The Garariruhr's national religion, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, and women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Garariruhr's national animal is the Fen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Carinthian Catholicism.

The Garariruhr is ranked 143,967^th in the world and 31^st in Tarkin for Safest, scoring 62.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.