The Dictatorship of The Eurasian SFSR is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Mikhail Yelesenko with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.863 billion Novyya Rossiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosochigrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian SFSRian economy, worth a remarkable 6,349 trillion Makhno Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 584,519 Makhno Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, there is no rest for the widowed, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, and tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eurasian SFSR's national animal is the Siberian Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

The Eurasian SFSR is ranked 520^th in the world and 2^nd in Eurasia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 195.36 law-abiding acts per hour.