The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Corporatocratic State Affairs Board with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.859 billion Irminsulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,937 trillion Irmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 211,943 Irmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 7,023^rd in the world and 123^rd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 483.15 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.