Population | 17.733 billion |
Capital | Mar-a-Lago |
Leader | Donald Trump |
Faith | delusion |
Currency | retweet |
Animal | wig |
The Death Cult of The Comboverlord is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.733 billion insurrectionists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mar-a-Lago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.
The thriving Republican economy, worth a remarkable 1,394 trillion retweets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 78,630 retweets, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. The Comboverlord's national animal is the wig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is delusion.
The Comboverlord is ranked 42,775th in the world and 1st in President Donald Trump for Most Corrupt Governments, with 49.69 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Comboverlord's influence in President Donald Trump rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : The Comboverlord was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Highest Economic Output.
- : The Comboverlord's influence in President Donald Trump rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : The Comboverlord's influence in President Donald Trump rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : The Comboverlord was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : The Comboverlord was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
- : The Comboverlord's influence in President Donald Trump rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : The Comboverlord's influence in President Donald Trump rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Following new legislation in The Comboverlord, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
- : Following new legislation in The Comboverlord, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.