The Totally Awesome People of The City of Honolulu is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kirk Caldwell with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.498 billion Honoluluans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honolulu Hale. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient City of Honoluluan economy, worth a remarkable 2,035 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,802 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The City of Honolulu has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, the treehouse in Dolphin Park is the tallest building in The City of Honolulu, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The City of Honolulu's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Huna.

The City of Honolulu is ranked 11,046^th in the world and 1^st in Honolulu for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,716.1 on the Clooney Contribution Index.