The Inland Hub of The City of Anaheim is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Harry Sidhu with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 7.76 billion Anaheimers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 200 S Anaheim Blvd Anaheim. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Anaheim economy, worth 409 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,798 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined, lobster tastes best when it is red, rumour has it Harry Sidhu needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, and suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The City of Anaheim's national animal is the 351 500, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orange County.

The City of Anaheim is ranked 5,925^th in the world and 14^th in The Cities of Southern California for Most Primitive, scoring 113.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.