The Independent State of The City and County of San Francisco is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ed Lee with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.874 billion San Franciscans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco City Hall. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient City and County of San Franciscoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,322 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,860 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The City and County of San Francisco's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Animism.

The City and County of San Francisco is ranked 45,052^nd in the world and 1^st in The City And County Of San Francisco for Most Corrupt Governments, with 46.46 kickbacks per hour.