Population | 4.931 billion |
Capital | Holy Vatican City |
Leader | Fernando Valverde VI |
Faith | Black Catholicism |
Currency | Black Crown |
Animal | Black Lion |
The Great Latin Empire of The Black Organization is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Fernando Valverde VI with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.931 billion Italians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Vatican City. The average income tax rate is 39.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Black Organization economy, worth 737 trillion Black Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 149,652 Black Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Black Organization's national animal is the Black Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Black Catholicism.
The Black Organization is ranked 279,114th in the world and 7th in The Multiversal Tavern for Most Primitive, scoring -315.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Black Organization was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed, Largest Black Market, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : The Black Organization was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Organization, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Organization, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Organization, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Organization, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Organization, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Black Organization stage setups.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Organization, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Organization, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Organization, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.