The Republic of TFU-1 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 8.149 billion TFU-1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.8%.

The TFU-1ian economy, worth 447 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,917 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TFU-1's national animal is the Death's-head Hawkmoth.

TFU-1 is ranked 131,114^th in the world and 1^st in The Fascist Union for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 796.6 on the Gilded Widget Scale.