The Colony of TF33 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.496 billion TF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TF33ian economy, worth 327 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,513 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TF33 is ranked 112,849^th in the world and 1^st in The Fascists for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 160.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.