The Fishy Federation of Testy Testy Testy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.264 billion Testy Testy Testyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Testy City. The average income tax rate is 18.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Testy Testy Testyian economy, worth 362 trillion Qaaaas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,347 Qaaaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and tourists visit Testy Testy Testy to mass-moon Testy Testy Testyian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Testy Testy Testy's national animal is the RXDFCYc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Testy Testy Testy is ranked 128,089^th in the world and 117^th in The Transitionists for Most Primitive, scoring -40.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.