The Republic of Testillesis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.368 billion Testillesisians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The very strong Testillesisian economy, worth 615 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 59,332 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,124 per year while the poor average 10,331, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Testillesis's national animal is the lion.

Testillesis is ranked 241,767^th in the world and 5^th in asteland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.19 law-abiding acts per hour.