The Designated Overseer of Teremara Caretaker is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 16.654 billion Teremarans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Teremara Caretakerian economy, worth 613 trillion NS Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,836 NS Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Teremara Caretaker Blood Tithe, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and elections have been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teremara Caretaker's national animal is the Bender.

Teremara Caretaker is ranked 97,461^st in the world and 14^th in Teremara for Most Corrupt Governments, with 13.8 kickbacks per hour.