The Rogue Nation of Teopuerothihaenni is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.585 billion Teopuerothihaennians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Teopuerothihaennian economy, worth 228 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 63,765 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Teopuerothihaenni's national animal is the Spider, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Teopuerothihaenni is ranked 241,269^th in the world and 4,503^rd in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.3 law-abiding acts per hour.