Population | 11.413 billion |
Capital | Tellielandia |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Tellielandosaurusrex |
The Federal Republic of Tellieland is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.413 billion Tellielandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tellielandia. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tellielandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,466 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 216,077 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Euro treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown. Tellieland's national animal is the Tellielandosaurusrex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tellieland is ranked 289,617th in the world and 3rd in Kilisis for Most Primitive, scoring -653.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tellieland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Tellieland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Tellieland's influence in Kilisis rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
- : Following new legislation in Tellieland, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Euro treacle machine.
- : Following new legislation in Tellieland, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
- : Following new legislation in Tellieland, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
- : Following new legislation in Tellieland, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in Tellieland, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.
- : Following new legislation in Tellieland, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in Tellieland, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.